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PostSubject: WELCOME TO EXECUTION IS JERICHO!   Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:28 am

CHRIS JERICHO
WELCOME TO...EXECUTION...IS...JERICHO!!!

The crowd goes wild!



As the countdown reaches 2, the fireworks cue and the lights show the stage area, where Chris Jericho, dressed in orange and purple tights and vest, and holding both the EWE Tag Team Championship title belts on each shoulder, does his trademark taunt before spinning around and starting to make his way down the ramp.

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is a Triple Threat Match and it is for the W...W...E...CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

The crowd cheers. Jericho walks up the steel steps...

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in 226 pounds!!!...Y2J...CHRIS...JERICHO!!!

Jericho does his taunt on the apron before entering the ring, bouncing on the ropes. Y2J walks in and asks for a microphone as his theme music dies down. He looks out at the crowd with a smirk as he waits for the jam-packed arena to calm down so he can say his words.

CHRIS JERICHO
First of all I'd like to thank you all for comi--Oh wait this isn't my show anymore...Scratch that. The crowd laughs. Seriously now. I'm really interested, why am I wrestling for a title that...Isn't even an MWA title?...I mean, for that I have these two little beauties here...

Jericho turns to each sides and kisses his championship title belts. Then smiles as the crowd cheers.

CHRIS JERICHO
I seriously don't, get it. One, I don't need that title belt, second, I don't want that title belt to get in the way between me and the MWA World Championship title belt, and most of all, I can't be assed with fighting Martin Luther King and Ronald McDonald to get that fucking title belt.

The crowd laughs.

CHRIS JERICHO
But hey, I was put in the match, I did my homework, and actually, I've worked my ass off this week. Actually I can show you, if my Jerichoholics want to see it, that is.

The crowd cheers...

CHRIS JERICHO
Alright, alright. Roll the footage!

TITANTRON:

The camera starts rolling, it shows Chris Jericho in a Gym facility. Y2J is wearing a hoodie, like a total asshole, and looking at the camera with a smile.

CHRIS JERICHO
Hey Jerichoholics out there, I'm here at none other than...You guessed it, the new GloboGym Facility Center in none other than London, England.

An applause is heard from the Gym's PA System.

CHRIS JERICHO
And you're probably wondering, what the hell is your Savior doing here in the GloboGym Facility Center? Well I figured... If the Big O takes his 'roids here, and Jack Jones works here as well, then this place is about to go bankrupt, so why not giving a little help, with a spice of Chris Jericho?

White Goodman shows up behind Jericho and gives him a pat on the back.

WHITE GOODMAN
You made the right choice, champ! Goodman looks at the camera, pointing. Do you want to be a champion too? Call 1-800-555-GloboGym now and receive a 7 day free trial, for only 69,99!

Jericho shrugs...
We go back to ringside...

CHRIS JERICHO
Okay you can fast forward now!

TITANTRON:

We see the highlights of Jericho sparring with none other than the MWA Training Facility's first trainee, Jack Jones. We see Jones lunging a Spinning Backfist, and Jericho dodging it by ducking down. Jones turns around and gets nailed with an Enzuigiri to the head. Goodman shows up in front of the camera, just "passing by"...

WHITE GOODMAN
Facial reconstruction for only 1,900 dollars! That's pretty cheap, 1-800-GloboGym!

He winks at the camera and we go back to the sparring highlights. We see a Lionsault, a Liontamer, a Barry White Driver, and Jericho, looking exhausted after probably over an hour of in-ring action, hitting a Piledriver on Jack Jones, leaving him grounded. EMTs assist Jones as Y2J leaves the ring, to be met up with the one and only White Goodman.

WHITE GOODMAN
You know, Chris...Liposuction is only 500,99 dollars!

He winks at Jericho, right before getting punched in the middle of the eyes.
We go back to ringside.

CHRIS JERICHO
That's just us, joking around!...I'M NOT FAT, DAMN IT! The crowd laughs. Trust me, that guy is more full of shit than John Laurinaitis. Nice detail about John Laurinaitis actually...He's gone from being a top rated EVT of Talent Relations in this "Supposed-To-Be" huge Entertainment company, to being a starting promotion's backstage interviewer!...It's rickoculous, really...It's also sad really. I mean he went from letting people like Chris Masters, Batista and me slip out of that damn place with his lack of negotiating talent, onto being Josh Matthews' little bitch!

The crowd laughs. Jericho does an impersonation of John Laurinaitis.

CHRIS JERICHO
"I'm John Laurinaitis, and these impersonations are overdone already. It's not even funny anymore! I am being mistrea--" JUST SHUT...THE HELL...UP!!!

THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!

CHRIS JERICHO
But enough about assholes and assclowns, let's move on to a different class, let's move on to the first class fagbag!

Jericho points at the Titantron with his hand, which shows a picture of Single H wearing only jeans.

CHRIS JERICHO
The typical guy, that you google him, and all you find out makes you feel like you're a gay man watching porn. The crowd laughs! I'm serious! I'm serious! All you find are pics like this!



The crowd laughs!

CHRIS JERICHO
And this!



The crowd laughs loudly!!!

CHRIS JERICHO
Who the fuck do you think you are? Britney Spears?



The crowd laughs even louder!

CHRIS JERICHO
Aww don't look at me like that man...Don't forget I have "your" tag titles here.



The crowd's laughter seems like it's blowing the roof off of the arena!

CHRIS JERICHO
Oh come the fuck on, you're not going to start pouting are you?...This ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is a first class fagbag. He's the kind of guy that, no matter how he wants you to think of him, he just wants to show off...Like good ol'Jordan Lane. Who is Jordan Lane, you ask? Well he's been known as many things, especially before he dyed his hair black and became a Brandon Lee ripoff... The fans now realize he is talking about Blackout. Ginger Ninja...Mr. GAY...Whoah calm down, lil'fags, I'm not insulting you, GAY stands for Gingers Around You Community! The crowd laughs again. The Sadistic Artist...Because he painted Slenderman on a wall. The Crow v5 and Sting v2...Seriously...I don't even--Jericho can't hold his laughter as he chuckles, and the crowd laughs with him. I mean the guy just never could keep his little tight ripped sweatshirt on, could he? He's a first class fagbag!

Jericho pauses...

CHRIS JERICHO
Well before this match gets underway...I would like to bring out Mel Gibson's two cousins...One of them won a match earlier, hooray! The crowd laughs. Boys and Girls, here are the Highlanders, Robbie and Rory McAllister!

TBC: JORDAN

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|| Win: 4 | Loss: 2 | Draw: 1 ||
EWE-MWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION


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PostSubject: Re: WELCOME TO EXECUTION IS JERICHO!   Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:49 am



Some bullshit Scottish music plays over the PA system as The Highlanders step out onto the ramp and grab eachother's beards like two fagbags. They laugh like retards then headbutt eachother, strolling down the ramp and screaming to the fans. Both men slide under the bottom rope at the same time and get to their feet as their music dies down. Both men grab mics.

RORY MCALLISTER
Tonight... I BEAT RANDY ORTON!

They grab eachother's beards again as Jericho looks on, laughing.

ROBBIE MCALLISTER
HE BEAT RANDY ORTON!

Robbie pushes Rory as the crowd cheer wildly.

RORY MCALLISTER
I BEAT RANDY ORTON!

Robbie slaps Rory on the chest.

ROBBIE MCALLISTER
HE BEAT RANDY ORTON!

Rory slaps Robbie in across the face, hard. Both men continue to scream at eachother. Jericho is doubling over with laughter now.

RORY MCALLISTER
I BEAT RANDY ORTON!

Robbie punches Rory in the face.

ROBBIE MCALLISTER
HE BEAT RANDY ORT-

Jericho levels both men with a double spear! The crowd go crazy as Jericho swiftly removes both of The Highlanders from the ring by booting them under the bottom rope! Both men roll around on the concrete floor, clutching their stomachs as a couple of referees get them to their feet and help them to the back. Jericho stands in the ring, smiling as he awaits his opponents.



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