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PostSubject: Matt Striker Signs John Laurinaitis   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:40 pm

There's a knock on the door.

MATT STRIKER
Come in...

The crowd boos as they see John Laurinaitis walk in the Chairman's office.

MATT STRIKER
I should've known...So, you've come for a job, huh?

Striker chuckles as Laurinaitis closes the door behind him and sits on the chair in front of Striker.

MATT STRIKER
Well let me tell you...You're one crappy talent relations operating officer...And I have no room for that...Everybody hates you...why the hell should I hire you?

Striker, in a rush, cuts off Laurinaitis just as the latter tries to speak.

MATT STRIKER
Look all I have is a spot as Backstage Announcer, take it or leave it.

TBC: HE KNOWS.

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PostSubject: Re: Matt Striker Signs John Laurinaitis   Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:57 pm

Laurinaitis ponders for a moment then shakes his head and clears his throat.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Surely you've got something better for me Mr. Striker... Maybe the Director of Talent Relations?

Laurinaitis continues to talk in his unusually husky voice that sounds like he smoked over ten thousand packs of cigarettes in his youth.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
People don't hate me, they just don't understand what it takes to be a high-ranking official like myself. I guarantee that if they were in the same position as me, they would have failed miserably. I mean, I managed to renegotiate with Rey Mysterio in WWE! Sure, I let all those other guys like Shelton Benjamin, Chris Masters and Vladimir Koslov slip through my fingers, but they didn't have IT! And I know what IT is because I'm a former competitor myself... Trust me when I say this... I had IT.

Laurinaitis adjusts his suit jacket and tie then smiles like the fucking asshole that he is.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
I'm sure you understand that I'm much more qualified for a higher ranking job... Not some backstage interviewer! You do a very good job by the way. I've watched MWA since it's inception and I was very impressed! Did you do the booking? I must say that you have a very genius intellect and-

Striker cuts Laurinaitis off by raising his hand. There is a feeling of relief in the air, as Lauranaitis has stopped making that god-awful sound he calls a voice.

TBC: Striker
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PostSubject: Re: Matt Striker Signs John Laurinaitis   Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:01 am

MATT STRIKER
Backstage announcer. Take it. Or leave it.

TBC: Laurinaitis

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PostSubject: Re: Matt Striker Signs John Laurinaitis   Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:15 am

Laurinaitis is shocked, but he lets out a sigh then nods.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Alright I'll take it...

Laurinaitis extends his hand, but Matt Striker doesn't shake it. He quickly puts his hand back in his pocket.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Look Mr. Striker, with all due respect, I think you can give e something better. I know you do a very good job and-

Striker slams his fist down on the desk and points to the door.

MATT STRIKER
Get the fuck out.

Laurinaitis quickly makes for door as Striker laughs. The scene fades.
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